What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?

So here's the deal. One day in elementary school many years ago, my music teacher was giving us some history of our town. I don't quite remember the prompt that started this discussion, all I really remember is him mentioning a very cool fact that took me by surprise; a movie was filmed in our town!!!

Imagine if you will, a full 80 min porno. Not the average one, but the kind that tries to weave in a full plot with characters, conflicts, but still has bland acting used as a means to move the story forward just to show more sex. That's practically what this movie was; a porno. It was dull, boring, and I felt cheated out of my time on earth. I don't even really like a lot of sex in movies personally. My problem with it is all to often it's portrayed very unnaturally and so unrealistically to the point I just get tired of seeing it. But that's all you get here. 20% Boring story, 80% gratuitous sex.

However irredeemable it is, I still enjoyed the experience just watching something with my county's scenery in it.

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

The scene, however brief, was just so cool to see, because I knew the location. I recognized the church, the field behind it, and the trees. Kathy Bates herself was standing at a place I pass by regularly driving to work. Anthony Edwards (goose from top gun) was in my county. That is just so amazing to think about.

Summer Heat gets a summary.

And I'm thinking “Oh my gosh, how have I never heard about this? That is so cool!!!” Fast forward a decade later and the mention of that movie comes back to my memory. So I look it up, and found it on Blu-ray at Amazon. Before watching, I mentioned I bought the movie to my mom, and she told me that a scene was actually filmed at a church on a hill a mile away from my house. She recalled actually seeing the production when she was little.

Hello,hope y'all doin good, i came to Quora to share my strange story , a very weird one , a story when luck smiled at me ,maybe u will enjoy it , let's begin,have fun... A year ago ,I was a real porn addicted(btw I was 18) ,but never had sex before, I don't have a gf I didn't try to find one even ,always thinking to go to find a sex worker but then I just don't , everyday watching different bodies getting fucked and everyday enjoying. One day, I was watching porn, a big ass lady with big boobs ,just after seeing her the image of my female cousin poped in my mind, (let's introduce her : she's 35 years old , very big ass , nice boobs ,not very big but nice,always wearing tight clothes , she's divorced ) and I thought of me fucking her ,I never had sexual desires for her but now I do days went by and when I met her I was so horny ,I couldn't stay with the family cz my penis was clearly erected , I realized this is my first time I get horny for one of my family ,it not illegal in my country.well to make a long story short( if u want details just text me I will tell u 😊),I decided to give her signs that I want to fuck her,finally I decided to have sex and with my cousin , I thought it is the best beggining for me, i started touching her when I came across her in a narrow place , make her feel my hard cock when we hug , I thought it will hard and I will be ashamed but no , I felt nothing and she said nothing , probably she thought it was by mistake,anyways, I decided then to talk with her about sex, waited for her to be alone in a room and talk with her, I confessed everything about me watching porn and addicted..etc,she said it's normal and u are growing up and u must have sex,well at that time I was like whaaat????? Well I didn't control myself and asked her for sex ( horny like I Ve never been before) she said that she will think Abt it ,2 weeka went by then she called me ,telling that she reserved a room in a hotel and we meet tonight ,we met,and bruuhh, sex is great , I mean, I had to find a pirstitue ,what I was waiting for to have such a feeling ????, I will never forget that night, I started kissing her she was kissing hard ,she misses sex so bad , she sucked my dick and swallowed my semen ,I felt I'm in a dream , then when fucked ,her ass was very big and the anus was open ,didn't struggle to get my hard cock inside it , she was obviously missing sex , she was shouting ,fuck me yh fuck me , I go fast after every word until I cum , we did that 3 times , then we went to her pussy , using condoms I fucked her so hard the moans were higher , everything was perfect ,in the end I asked her to lick her body , licked pussy ,ass, boobs,then she sucked my cock until we sleeped ,all I know that she was dirty ,well before even having sex with her I knew she is an open minded woman , and a woman that looks that she donesnt know anything , but she knows everything, but never expected having sex with her ,well she was horny and that helped...but no one of us regretted that sex ever.. We still have sex from time to time ,and I started having sex with sex workers , joining threesomes..etc If u want pics of her text me.

Heh….that would be a movie that I'm 98% sure none of you have ever heard of; Summer Heat.

But please Hollywood, just make something better with my county.

So I watched, and immediately an opening narration mentions my hometown, Tarboro, by name, and I just got so excited reiterating to myself “I'm watching a movie made in my hometown!” Well even that piece of astonishing information couldn't possibly have made me enjoy this movie; we deserved better. It's been a year, I've only seen it once, don't think I will again. My memory isn't so fresh about what I saw, but I barely remembered anything about it when it was over anyway.

How short is too short for a skirt?

And honestly, the way it was filmed felt like an amateur highschool project that just happened to score a couple big names. I hate to crap on someone else's work, I really do, but it's just not good. It's really not hard to believe you never heard of this movie, it's just that unmentionable. So unmentionable, that Wikipedia only has a plot summary instead of the usual synopsis other movies have on there. To demonstrate how bad that sounds, the abomination known as Freddy Got Fingered has a full detailed synopsis…